The Sylph Is IN
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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

lyrickiss:

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

you save my life

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

knightcapt:

Imagine it. You’re getting ready to go to sleep after a long day. You close your eyes, but in the corner, in a tiny white font 

You cannot rest when enemies are nearby

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

jonasbrothers:

they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

thisshiphassailedoff:

WWWWOooooooOOoOOOoo!!

HAPPY 4/13!!!!

:3

gamebrocolor:

doing something embarrassing in front of ur crush

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